ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou)

meladoodle:

*misses someone 5 mins after talking to them*

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

lncome:

i can remember something that happened 10 years ago but not 10 minutes ago

kansass:

i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody holding my hand

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff